is late to practice a lot. John and Tiffanie started telling him it started
an hour ahead, but he quickly caught on. Now we accept his tardiness with
a smile and a threat.
is a Gemini, but his girlfriend Stacey, Spencer, and Tiffanie are all
is also in the avante-garde noise/performance art group MANDIBLE.
and Spencer both played in MEAT WHISTLE, with other members of MANDIBLE.
and Tiffanie work together, and graduated from USC one semester apart. Spencer
is still at USC.
practices in Tiffanie's living room (for now).
has a potato cannon, and is not afraid to use it. We shot it at some televisions
at Tiffanie's house after practice one day.
does most of the audio production work for the band. He has a degree in
audio from USC. He has recorded such bands as The Hall Monitors, Marilyn
Hanson, Dead Center, Surge, The Humanoids, Meat Whistle, Stalactyte, Mandible, Johnny Welfare, Skull Baby, Enable Kain, The Kerouacs, ATG, The Risk, and many other bands. As you may have also figured out, he does the website, too.
and marijuana produce similar effects in the human brain, but I forgot what
wants to play at your next wedding, bar mitzvah, children's birthday party,
or frat party.
favorite drink: Any kind of bourbon and coke
favorite drink: Wild Turkey and 7-Up
favorite drink: Capt. Morgan and coke, with lime. But he doesn't drink like he used to.
dog Mattie is the official Damitol Security Force. Her duties consist mainly
of begging for food from people at the show and acting cute in general.
tubes contain lead dust and other harmful gases. That is why you should
stand back when you see The Tubeslayer (or whoever is standing in that night) pick up a sledgehammer, not to mention
the flying glass which usually results from an exploding picture tube.
of The Tubeslayer Squad are unknown at this time. One of the showed up at
our first gig and taught us The Way. Now there is always at least one member
of the Squad at every show. We cannot smash television at all venues, however.
We require a lot of space and some distance between us and the audience. We don't want to
hurt anyone, because dead fans can't buy CDs.